What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 19:52
-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
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Octopussy
Dr No
-”Ah so!”
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
A View to a Kill
Why don’t the little sugar breeches gun owners understand that life isn’t all sunshine and rainbows?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Goldfinger
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Moonraker
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun